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jimstill40: blows the sweat right off my goobers ─

CynicalPsychosis: she coulda said its asswater bojangles OG and you woulda said thats a good one. ─

NicknamePending: i wonder if i took estrogen id learn to clean ─

hisokaxo: cum bubble ─

Chrissay: Cunt with a lisp ─

B-Evil: Ohio smells like old pennies. ─

Chrissay: Peel your foreskin back and there you go ─

KraYKurtis: u just SUCK period xD ─

hallanomics: because of the holes in my socks ─

DarkMatterDisco: turd cutters or GTFO ─

ryan28: fk your sardines ─

TheEgg: gas powered butt tremor 2000? ─

DelicateSnowflake: yeah, and i heard thats once you go blackmail, you never go backmail ─

Sparkiie: double fist them shakes ─

drewguyver: schlongzilla ─

Irie_Vibes: why tf are people repeating the same thing ─

BeachFace: shes a fake llama ─

GodOfThunder3: *shrugs in bacon* ─

EnglishDude: You just want hand hands on your hamster head ─