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Name: Delirium Majere
Delirium: Seventh Endless sibling from the Sandman comics by Neil Gaiman. Originally Delight. She is a universal construct personifying the state of delirium.
Majere: Raistlin Majere's last name. A.K.A. Master of Past and Present, the Hourglass Mage. From the Dragonlance series, an old D&D spinoff.
Don't ask me my real name, because I'll probably just give you a fake name unless I feel I trust you (which has happened only twice on the Internet, so the odds really AREN'T in your favor, lol).
I was orange as a toddler from too many carrots and sweet potatoes. My hugs in kindergartens made fifth graders run screaming in the other direction. I once took over a ballet class at the age of five and led the other students in revolt wielding hobby horses. I recently got lost in the woods with a troop of turkeys and spent four hours shepherding them around trying to find the way home. I have been termed "Mildly Amish" due to my lack of knowledge regarding basic technologies and social customs.
The Crazy Girl. The Squirrel. The Airhead. The Procrastinator.
The Lover of Life.
Come talk, anytime.