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They call me Mortimer Frog,
you can find me down in the bog.
Come lick my nog. Come croak on my log.
Then afterwards we'll breathe in the fog.

Have you seen? There are these... things. These... Great, big space rhino things! I mean rhinos from space! And we're on the moon! Great big space rhinos, with guns, on the moon! And I only came in for my bunions!