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"EPIK" QUOTES OF 2020

MotherGecko: mike is wayyyyyyy better looking than Thomas "Ostrich egg head" shelby
Face_No: Mike has nicer eyebrows than most of the girls in this chatroom
RockSteady: listen, champ...i'm actually pretty handsome RockSteady: and when i was your age....i was a fuck ton better
looking than you
Brandon: mike i'd turn my paintball gun to 300PSI at 20 balls per second and blow your head off
faded: i would say mike needs to get hit by a car but that's been proven to be ineffective
CzarNero: yea mike dsnt really lisp
davidnel-sunstudio: WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP begging bitches to cam sex me
b0st0ndgaf: sweating like a faggot eating a hotdog
MotherGecko: grabbing liberal pussy like there's no tomorrow
ChefOfSouthPark: Croco the kinda nigga to wear a butt plug with a fox tail on the end
b0st0ndgaf: hawk ur bird doesnt even like you
LOADGOD: SULKA IS THE NEW CONTENT QUEEN
KUSHGOD: JUST THINK ABOUT MY BIGGER DICK PENETRATING UR WIFE AND IMAGINE THAT ITS YOU
brianv5: i never leave my house brianv5: and i get shitfaced wasted every night
CROCO-DOODLE_DOO: CROCO LOOKS LIKE A JEW HATEFUCKED A COTTONBALL
Gothik: MIKE HAWK IS A FAMOUS STRIPPER KNOWN FOR THE FLY, PULLING HIS DICK INTO HIS ASS AND WATCHING HIS TESTIES BULDGE
Meoow: I want a threesome Meoow: with Kush and Mike
KUSHGOD: LOL IM JUST TRYING TO VISUALISE THIS LITTLE CHEF NIGGA TRYIN RUN AT ME, ALL 5FT7 OF HIS LITTLE SKINNY
FRAME, WHILE I HOLD HIS HEAD ONE HANDED AND SLAP HIM BACK TO THE JUNGLE
Squirrelz: Mike-Hawk is like a fresh sunshine on a cloudy day
egghead: I was disappointed when mike didn’t have a lisp
Face_No: i bet mike hawk has a bigger dick than faded
Brandon: mike hawk described in one sentence: South Floridian Gun Toting Republican Hilly Billy Redneck Degenerated Speech Impediment Animal Abuser Sister Beater Unemployed Uneducated Aloholic
david-nelsunstudio1: im RANTING BECAUSE THIS FUCKING RETARD MIKE HAWK TRYING TOO START SHIT BY COCK BLOCKING ME SO i have the RIGHT TO HELL AT HIM
Brxndon: mike if i ever met you in real life, i'd take a baseball bat to your face
youaintshit: mike, you're done
MachineLearningv2: Mike I am not in the nood bud MachineLearningv2: Mike I can crumple you like a piece of paper right now
Brandon: im gonna fuck your sister Brandon: and tie her up1:08 PM Brandon: cum in her mouth Brandon: I cant wait to fuck your sister Brandon: throw her around a bit Brandon: and spit in her mouth
BadSantana: Brian your mom is such a white cock whore she left your dad in Guam and moved to Texas to find a white cock she could hang on
spittttyy: SHOW UR HAIRLINE DUBZ4GAYS
slappers: TOP 10 MOST HATED GUYS ON EPIKCHAT: 1. CROCO - 2. BRANDON - 3. SULKA - 4. INFIDEL - 5. PICKETT - 6. ARMANAROSE - 7. CHRZNERO - 8. MR. CHUBBY - 9. HERO - 10. SESSIONS
COVID1125: Nixie fuck you slut. I'll break into your house and chop your daughter's head off and put it in a fucking blender and then feed the remains to a tiger
b0st0ndgaf: nicole was cool at first, but she's just a skank
SomethingToSay: the amazing thing is that midget ass brian got a DUI... which means that lil guy was actually driving a car with his diminished stature, impressive son of a bitch
TwinTowerr: HERO MADE CROCO CRY TwinTowerr: SULKA MADE CROCO CALL FOR HELP TwinTowerr: AND THEN SESSIONS ROASTED CROCO
Jigglypuff: psychomantis have you ever had another mans balls slapping the backside of your ballsack while taking your asshole from behind doggystyle???
b0st0ndgaf: if you're not ugly you're allowed to recreationally do drugs jaytick: thats the attitude that fucked your teeth up b0st0n
CrankinHog: brian is about to spend more time in undergrad than kids spend in k-12
Brandon: passive is like a 1 Brandon: and crafty is like a 1.1
TwinTowerr: CROCO IS V BITTER BC SULKA DIDNT LIKE HIS DICK PIC
PrickOfTheLitter: this premature ejaculating little dwarf PrickOfTheLitter: he'd jizz his chonies before he got his putrid little guamese pecker out
NinaNina: brian youre such a pussy NinaNina: grow some balls NinaNina: let them drop
Cerberus: butters, you're one obtuse little alien lookin creature Cerberus: who even knew that had neck bearded man bun wearing hipsters in outer space
TwinTowerr: BRANDON REMINDS ME OF AN OVERSIZED EGG ROLL TwinTowerr: I HAD ONE TODAY AND I LITERALLY THOUGHT OF BRANDON TwinTowerr: AND THEN I PUT IT BACK
LOADGOD: PrickOfTheLitter: this premature ejaculating little dwarf PrickOfTheLitter: he'd jizz his chonies before he got his putrid little guamese pecker out
Simplysteffers: When we lived together, and I’m not dramatically enhancing this statement at all by any regard, he stepped out the physical literal front door maybe twice a month just to help me carry groceries in from the car
SameShit_SameFlies: i heard loadgod speak once or twice....but i couldn't get past how fuckin gruesome looking that freak of nature is
BigLik: tiny things, becareful of baljangles, he is one creepy gay old man ..every since he heard Mike's got a big cock he hasn't left him alone lol
brian_v2: nina has that super tight cambridge pussy
brian_v2: i would never camsex nina brian_v2: i respect her too much ...........brian_v2: i would fuck nina's pussy so hard and make it sore brian_v2: nina what does cambridge pussy taste like <<??????
Brandon: I am gonna fuck Nina and cum in her throat after fucking her for 5 hours straight sick lisp having cock sucking piece of shit, and you cant do shit because she has you blocked2:50 PM
LOADGOD: WOULD YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN HER DOG SALIVA PEANUT BUTTER PUSSY
TheyCallMeBrandon: Annie was lost, so I provided shelter, she was naked so I clothed her in lingerie, she was hungry so I gave her xanax, she was thirsty so I quenched her with vodka, she was horny, so I fucked her hard
notbrian: i've seen smolpox tits notbrian: they're perfect notbrian: smolpox showed me her perfect tight little underage body notbrian: she gave it to me notbrian: smolpox, do you remember showing me your perfectly firm tits
notbrian: corona mommy notbrian: how hard will you let me fuck that tight little underage pussy
Brxndon: Annie? Brxndon: I want to stab you to death Brxndon: And play around in your blood
GUEST212: sulka went to a food bank and they gave her catfood lol
silla: not gonna lie I hate the USA5:44 PM
psychomantis666: i feel worse than when i fucked that hooker in the ass and then realised it was a dude with a wig
NumberOneHorseThief: smolpox was hotter when she was 16 NumberOneHorseThief: i would have fucked smolpox at age 14
NotNina: Brandon you dirty lil paedophile guam midget i dont like you and never had or never will stop talking to me you fat creep
spitttyyyyyyy: mike hawk i wanna fuck ur bird
RolandSchitt: because i signed out? RolandSchitt: asshole Mike-Hawk: how do u sign out of a guest account?
b0st0ndgaf: only fags pay for pussy to overcompensate for their homosexual tendecies.
UnbannableHeroOfChat: I THINK MIKE HAWK VS MR BALL JANGLES MIGHT BE THE GREATEST AND LONGEST RUNNING EPIK RIVALRY
HeartRxHeart: mike, you have greatness in you
And last but not least.......................
sosaa: trump was right when he wanted to ban tranny's from the military. If they'd chop off their dick, how can you trust
them not to shoot you in the back?