"A fine gentleman." -NY Times "He's on a horse." -Old Spice Guy "Do you have any Idea how fast you were going?" -NJ Hwy. Patrol "Now there's a man who can hold his liquor." -E. Hemingway "Meets or exceeds grade level" -1997 NY State Regent Exam "Who?" -Joe Biden Rocking cat champion, good at math. Coffee not tea, gin not beer. Motorcycles & Kafka followed by lazy Sundays