My Profile

Married. 2 kids. Looking for a side piece. Lmao just playin’. #GOTEM 🤣🤣🤣
#SingleAF idk why I get ask this a lot but it’s just a joke lol

Ltd tested.Mother approved.👍🏾

And YES... I am really 5’6” And a Bttm . Now that that’s been answered, let’s not ask questions we all know the answers too lol.

Also, if you can formulate complete sentences,that’s a plus. I know it’s a challenge for some of you “sup” boys but... ... I believe in you.

Although, it’s a shame that natural selection hasn’t run its course on y’all. Just kidding! # sorta

-Menswear enthusiast.
-Connoisseur of all things
trill lol ...
-Recovering pizza addict.
-Hairless Bear 🐻
-Ambivert
-Sapiosexual
-Not your Assdingo fantasy, so don’t fetishize me bro.😂

Buss that personality all on me ...

Carefully written, fact-checked
essay in the streets.
Unmoderated, unfiltered
Comment section in the sheets.

Come edit this. 🤓 and also talk 🤓 to me as well
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*🚨NEW DRINKING GAME ALERT 🚨 *

Instrucciones: Scroll through
random Jack’d profiles and take
a shot of bourbon (or you can substitute rum if you’re a 17 y.o.
school girl 🙄) for every profile
that has the word “masc” in
reference to themselves or what
they’re “looking for” in a guy.
Because we ALL KNOW that
THOSE guys are the real manly
men of the world lol.

If you’re a rebel and ready for a
REAL good time, also take a
shot for any blank profiles
calming to be “DL” or
“discrete” (although they’re
literally using the wrong spelling). Now, THOSE guys are ug- .... I mean “fun”
ones to converse with lol.

Loser pays for drunk pizza
afterwards. 🙃

CTRL