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PAULLLL: brian has more in common with mozart and einstein than he does you and i

avocado: i wish i was smart and perfect like brian

egghead: brian is the perfect specimen. he should be my next baby daddy.

Tristle02: youre a big strong man brian

Severina: i love notbrian

notbrian: i love vienna sausage
MotherGecko: cheap ass shit for a broke ass bitch

jimbo55: i would cut you fucking throat brian

brianv5: jaytik
brianv5: do you have apex installed
jay_tik: obviously not
brianv5: do you have fortnite installed
jay_tik: im not playing fortnite with you
brianv5: want to play warzone
jay_tik: no

Gossip: did you take it up the ass butters
Gossip: slut

brianv5: yow, if you needed windows
brianv5: you're going to buy new windows if i come to your door
YowCeLL: If i pay someone to so windows ima hire a reputable company locally that does it not some cheap uminum windows from the back of an altima trunk
YowCeLL: house is majorninvestment im not gonna let some jahovags witness put windows in

NinaNina: brian youre such a pussy
NinaNina: grow some balls
NinaNina: let them drop

Severina: your a good strong big boy

FearfulSymmetry: I have been in more fights more recently than you have, Boston
FearfulSymmetry: Pussy

Jurisprudence: Nina's daddy's working
NinaNina: My dads at home actually

brianv7: memihts, does your bed have room for 2
Memihts: yes, you can lay between me and rose

Aceee: Brian is the nicest person here

eurie_tarded: mothergecko has a brain to lip impediment

Yhmkygg: Brian is an alpha chad

CaptainObvious: i like going on cam sometimes
brianv5: you should avoid doing precisely that
CaptainObvious: why?
brianv5: because camming is voluntary

davidnelson: brian so retarded he make my head hurt

AsianGymrat: I look up to you bro I wish I can be as good as you

Brandon: Brian Cruz walks in to the room and everyone looks at eachother and whispers under their breath "fuck"

korie: who's smart here?
korie: besides brian

Aceeeee: making fun of patti should be illegal
Aceeeee: shes seriously hideous

Mike-Hawk: they pulled a cue de toux

notbrian: memihts where are you?
Memihts: airport
notbrian: did you know that if the vertical stabilizer fails on your flight that it's going to take a nose dive
notbrian: and that's it's unrecoverable

lacebro: i want to make a coffee table book called "delusions of chat" where its just pages of people big dickin' their lies about success/money/etc
Demigod_Brian: Im stealing that idea lace
Demigod_Brian: I'm going to call it "confessions of an internet chatroom"

Demigod_Nero: basement dweller can you put those puppies away now
BasementDweller: i dont have puppies, just cats
Demigod_Nero: I know you're autistic but I believe you can figure out the metaphor

Christopher49: tina? I'm not dying for you, sorry
xxxtina: CRISTOPHER I AM NOT REFERRING TO YOU SORRY 🖕🥴
Christopher49: I know. It was a joke
Christopher49: I'll get a coloring book & explain

darby: the sad thing is brian and brandon are the most interesting ppl here

Gossip: I saw a series “love on the spectrum” and thought brian would be a good fit

Face_No: brian youre my baby chicken

spacebun: im reading all this
spacebun: negative energy
elitist: stfu space

FearfulSymmetry: I was 16 and he lied about his age and groomed me and offered me a place to stay when my father kicked me out

apricotprincess: i got my nails done yday and my nail lady literally quit immediately afterwards
apricotprincess: i was supposed to have pale pink with french tips and cherries but she messed it up so we had to do red
apricotprincess: and then she quit

brianv7: I’m a firm believer in the butterfly effect created by kindness. If just a few of us can be slightly more kind to each other, the kindness would become contagious and eventually spread throughout the lobby

ThuperThilllly: Brian, Oh Brian -- Where art thou golden flakes of tasteless desires, Alluring: are the useless qualities that define our translucent love, behind your pin pointed meerkat eyes, a knight in toilet paper armor, love.

Wraith: When someone interprets a true proposition as a false one, the proposition itself isn't hurt; only the person who holds the wrong view is deceived, and thus damaged.

Twatty: damn i look hella ethnic rn

brianv13: should I watch the prince and me
brianv13: or silver linings playbook

Christopher49: I'm on this no fap thing for over a week now. My secret? I just log in here & listen to heliumss when I get horny

systemtest2:51 PM
For my first real time in this chat I'm glad to see you all get along so well

fknBrian10:30 PM
if you have time to make cookies from scratch, you're not spending enough time on epikchat

Risefromtheashes2:27 PM
5 more days till halloween
Papatya2:28 PM
5 more days until Patti can walk outside and fit in

notbrian11:21 AM
ducky makes me feel like i'm a weak pussy ass little fucking bitch
Ducky11:21 AM
i am so powerful brian i will beat you within an inch of your life

silla: It’s not because you are on diet that you can’t check the menu so who cares if Mindy is married

mleee: The PARTY DONT START TIL I LOG IN

ChillMasters12:38 PM
BECAUSE UR HANDSOME, INTELLIGENT AND PROB HAVE A BIGGER DICK THAN ME @BRIAN

TK — Today at 8:14 PM
ive been demoted for the last time..... Brian.... You stood me up on our first date... I will never talk to you ever again. Selfish ASSHOLE
ITS OVER
smolpox — Today at 8:14 PM
LOL
TK — Today at 8:14 PM
AND I DONT FEEL GUILTY

b0st0ndgaf9:11 AM
lmao cant say i ever said xd or uwu irl

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dimitrie5:08 PM
my favorite hobby is accidentally making holes in my clothes while smokin

DontStart: there is exactly the same amount of water on earth as there was 1 hundred million years ago (within a tablespoon plus or minus)
notbrian: no there isn’t
DontStart: yes brian
notbrian: comets are made of ice you stupid fuck

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broooke7:22 AM
duck have you considered the shut the fuck up diet?
broooke7:23 AM
ive heard its super effective