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Warning: May contain traces of sarcasm fueled by coffee and liqour. Livin life to make questionable decisions on the daily.

Three people walk into a bar: a teacher, a nurse, and a software engineer. They each order a coffee with a shot of whiskey.

The teacher says, This is for grading essays at 2 AM and questioning why I ever dated you.
The nurse says, This is for pulling a double shift and remembering that I dated you after she did.
The software engineer takes a sip and says, This is for being the only one smart enough to date both of you but dumb enough to show up here tonight.

The bartender just whistles and pours himself one too.