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Brandon: Brian you aren't mission critical

AxelRose: when i Salute Officers, it kind of pisses em off cause i do it so perfect

fknBrian: Someone moved into my neighbors house to harass me the same way people harass me online but it’s just words, you can barely call it harassment
fknBrian: When I met him he said “this is my mom, no wait, it’s my wife” and I flipped the fuck out, he turned his head away from me like a scared bitch and pretended to water his lawn
fknBrian: i told him i was going to murder him, sincerely
fknBrian: i went in his house and locked him out
fknBrian: and spoke to his wife in private

brianv5: I'm going to start handing out rape threats like halloween candy

Brandon: brian show your rash retard

b0st0ndgaf: my rating on fubar is 10.5

AngelsOfGermany: man..i want my trans former curtains back

fknBrian: @systemtest , want to join my discord server?

brianv5: i'm autistic

Mike-Hawk: i have to sometimes fear my own abilities

david-nelsunstudio1: pussy cat dolls dont cha is the BEST song i LIKE

test1: UnbannableHeroOfChat A man with testicles produces sperm, and if you don't dream of losing it, you have to fix it manually. Otherwise men will produce a small belly.

Mike-Hawk: and i wrote my name on her parents wall with pizza grease

eurie_tarded: i literally let a piss cup dump and spill and dry

eurie_tarded: i had this one old bottle of piss for like 2 weeks and i used to like gyrate and rotate it and make a piss cloud tornado insdie the bottle

Mike-Hawk: i'm pretty hawked now

davidnelsun11: and chis claumbus is NOT the first guy that found america