My Profile

I DO NOT ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS FROM ANYONE. I keep the list
short and exclusive. If I want to add anyone I will ask them myself.

I am a actual cat, trapped inside the skin of a thing they call human.
I am the aesthetic result if a cherub (with more chub) and Nadja from
"What We Do In The Shadows" (without the makeup) fell into a cauldron.

I am pansexual, sexually non-monogamous, dealing with chronic pain
and mental illness. I only exist for silly jokes, bad puns, sarcasm, irony,
witty banter and awkward flirting, That stuff keeps my skeleton working.