My Profile

I have a lot of dogs. Seriously. I talk about them.. often. Don't like dogs...? Move along..... ;-) I also like sharks and real conversations and am always armed and somewhat dangerous and appreciate random, ridiculous humor. I am not looking for a relationship and I do not want to see your wiener. I'm here for fun, friendly chats and do not care to deal with chat drama. I do not always respond to private messages when I'm busy in a room. I'm in Texas (I won't specify where)... I'm really almost 50.... my dogs are a mix of all sorts and some are available for adoption and I do a boring office job for work. :-)