My Profile

DerpyDani: hello woofdaddy

SLOB: wooftilla the hung

notbrian: i don't rape girls, i have too much respect for myself to put any sort of effort into having sex
Brandon: brian use to have a car full of african american gentleman fuck people up

LeggyGal: Idk woofer. yow said i'm fat lol
woofer: yow cant even spell fat
TheYow: fwt

davidnelsun: i HATE my fans

Ouid: woofer if you ever come to ezcapechat i have a room called big booty goth girls uwu

FearfulSymmetry: I can eat whatever I want and put things up my butt so

alaskaa: lacebro you think showing yr boobs on cam is nice? btw why boobs are brown?
alaskaa: woofer why are you brown by the way?
alaskaa: woofer you are collecting my quotes, nigga

ThuperThilllly: i got like a shit ton of masks and started color coordinating them with my shits

zoey123: Woofer has a dick on his bed and he chopped his head of

scarecrowman: my life is like forrest gump, without the sex

WinstonChurchill: my mom did not smoke crack tell after her father died, i watched when her soul left her body in 1995
Etchison4: my friend just had his second black kid that turned out white

Mike-Hawk: my fingers lost my ass smell
Mike-Hawk: i have sniffed my farts
Mike-Hawk: vagina is lame i say things to save lives

sKiLLz666: Isn't a urnel something u pee in?
ChickenButt: its a jar where they put ya ashes in

Brandon: they slapped my ass
Brandon: i didnt call HR
Brandon: we just let it happen